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February 05 2015

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thetolkiengeek:

spoopying:

"man this essay is taking forever"

That made me laugh harder than it should

January 19 2015

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wolverinedoctorwho:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Who doesn’t

January 16 2015

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black-metal-hermit:

woodenaxe:

mosspvnk:

theverge:

Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane

!!!

learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.

Yes, learn how to speak and read the language of every single country in the world that you visit. On a layover in Iceland? Better hope you can read Icelandic or you’re going to be pissing in one of the airports potted plants before you figure out where the bathroom is. 

Fucking tagging this as ‘#smartphones’ ‘#dumb people’ is so fucking childish and idiotic. Grow up and get used to the fact that technology is a great tool instead of shying away from it like some superstitious ass. 

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meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

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December 14 2014

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zimmay:

SunfloraPrints | Redbubble | InPRNT

Next in my collection of Art History Pokemon - Sunflora, based on the third version of Vincent Van Gogh’s 1888 Sunflowers series. This is also a piece submitted for Pokéstory 2!

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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oatmealartistry:

iwritephanficsnottragedies:

frantastic-sherlottie:

homostuckkk:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one say anything

Classic Caesar

Don’t say a word

Don’t say anything….

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happy holidays ... 
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animetrashdemon:

fan-troll:

post-and-out:

sassycelery:

kirschtein-s:

sassycelery:

dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Struggles of a Tumblr Blogger

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